Boobs are magic!

Found those quotes or whatever it is, but those are kinda funny. :D

If you see a dumb guy show him boobs! it will give him a boost.
If you see a skinny guy show him boobs! He got some problems
If you see a fat guy show him boobs! he is probably sad inside.
If you see an old guy show him boobs! it will give him a kick or die, because they are awesome.
If you see a gamer show him boobs! because he has never seen real ones.
If you see a gay dude show him boobs! he will most likely tell you they are shit.
If you see a super hero show him boobs! he will tell you they are free! Please confess you are a fucking gold digger.
If you have boobs show them because you can do fucking magic.

Give more reasons!!! Why boobs are awesome!!!